Recently, I came across a blog entitled 365 Things You Can Do and admire it greatly. Since I admire it so much I'm going to post various updates of things I like that I like and attempt and that you can do. The first being:
Go On Vacation Yourself
It is Christmas Eve 2008 and everyone I know is sitting at home in Sweden with their families watching Donald Duck and waiting for dinner. The candles are lit, the Christmas tree is guarding the presents and the Christmas spirit is spreading like a virus through the living room.
I'm sitting in a hotel room with a green tube of Pringle crisps in one hand and a coke in the other watching Oprah Winfrey. All day the Egyptian waiters have been calling me "cousin" or "brother" and wondered where my wife is. I replied that I have no wife. Then they asked me where my girlfriend is. I replied that she’s back home in Sweden. They asked if we broke up. I replied that I’ve never been more in love with her. Then they turned to each other, looking like question marks.
When the bus drove its load of charter tourists from the airport I saw my fellow passengers looking at me inquiringly. The cleaner in my room as well. Police men on patrol and kiosk owners asked themselves the same question: Was I a pedophile or psychopath? I replied that I was a cheerful 25 year-old guy who’s girlfriend is okay with him leaving two weeks every year to read books, and to let go of all the prestige and expectations.
What else is there to say but goodnight and goodnight to you Mrs. Amore, wherever you may be.
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